British fitness instructor Danni Levy has discovered how to keep everyone at exactly the right weight: We just need to shame them.

You’re not helpful, Bill Maher.

We are glad to hear that a high school swimmer in Alaska who was disqualified from a match she won because the referee thought she was showing too much skin (while she was wearing the school-issued swim team uniform) had her victory restored to her. We hope that will be the end of Buttcheek-Gate, which smacked of sexism, racism and body-shaming.