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Today, we must discuss one of the leading problems of our time: What to do about the fact that even though we all toot and we all know that we all toot, dating etiquette demands we take heroic measures to give the impression that we don’t? (Or poop, but that’s another column. I’ll get to it later. Hold it until then.)
Hello, class! Welcome to “From Hot Mess to Hot Stuff.” My name is Dr. Dimitra Selfieskaya. I hold a doctorate in Instagramology and I’ll be teaching you today how to make yourself look completely unnatural.
You are not your grandma and you are not your mom. You are not even that aunt who aspires to outdo Martha Stewart. You get to do the holidays your way.
Hello up there. It’s us, your boobs. We have a couple of points to make. (Our model Is Rachel Micheletti.)
If you’re a plus-size gal, you may have Thanksgiving misgivings.
If you can think of a time in the past when you think you were hotter than you are today, drop everything you are doing, go into your bedroom and take a nude selfie. Immediately.