humor
An Ode to the FUPA*
*and other parts of us we need to be grateful for
Don’t Forget Your Home Phone Number From 20 Years Ago!
Also, who was that one guy in that one movie?
Sexy Sadie vs. the Nana Nightgown
The search is on for a new nightgown. I’ve scoured the mall and most of the internet with no luck.
Texts Gone Very, Very Wrong
You quickly compose a text, hit send, and then shriek in horror as you realize you have just sent a sexy post to your not-sexy colleague. Or you sent an expletive-filled rant meant for someone else to your nice Aunt Mary. And there’s no getting it back.
Your Humorous Horoscope (I Totally Predicted This Pandemic, You Know)
It was in the stars all along
Is It Time to Reinvent Yourself?
From time to time, we all think about reinventing ourselves. Should you do it?
A Completely True and Definitely Not Made Up History of Eating
Or, how the pandemic has taken us right back to the olden days
Where Do You Keep Your Exes?
Many of us have built up a collection of exes, and sometimes it’s hard to know what we should do with all of them.
Looking to Settle Down? You Gotta Shop Around
Men are like houses. When you’re looking at the local real estate ads, every place looks appealing.
Oh, Ramone! The New Smart Speaker/Virtual Boy Toy That Knows What You Really Want
I’m launching a new smart speaker called Ramone, and he will be way better than any of his competitors. He’s so much more than a smart speaker. He is also the first virtual boy toy.