Sophia Sinclair
Tooting While Dating: The Definitive Guide We All Secretly Need
Today, we must discuss one of the leading problems of our time: What to do about the fact that even though we all toot and we all know that we all toot, dating etiquette demands we take heroic measures to give the impression that we don’t? (Or poop, but that’s another column. I’ll get to it later. Hold it until then.)
Dating Outside Your Type
Do you have a type? If someone were to round up your three last partners, would they appear to be triplets separated at birth?