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I’m launching a new smart speaker called Ramone, and he will be way better than any of his competitors. He’s so much more than a smart speaker. He is also the first virtual boy toy.
A friend is beginning a relationship that has all the markings of True Love. She’s been celibate for an extended period of time (there are probably nuns with a more active sex life than she’s had in recent years) and she’s perimenopausal. Thus, she’s afraid that things might not work right down there, if you catch my drift.