Don’t we all have bad dating experiences? Times where you meet a guy, date for a while, think this thing is going somewhere … but it doesn’t? Kinda heartbreaking, right?
I really like you! Now I want to change everything about you!
Baby, it’s cold outside. Or at least, it is where I am. Perhaps you are sitting poolside in southern Florida or another warm location as you read this; if so, up yours. The rest of us are cold and miserable and we do not like you.
Just look at how green that grass is! Yes, that grass over there, on the other side of the fence. Man, that is some green, green grass.
Do you have a type? If someone were to round up your three last partners, would they appear to be triplets separated at birth?
Where will you be when 2020 arrives? Will you be tucked up in flannel pajamas in bed, snoozing, or will you be wearing something glittery and kissing in the new year?