Sophia Sinclair
Some Funny … and Serious … Conversations to Have On a First Date
Got a hot first date?
Where Do You Keep Your Exes?
Many of us have built up a collection of exes, and sometimes it’s hard to know what we should do with all of them.
Looking to Settle Down? You Gotta Shop Around
Men are like houses. When you’re looking at the local real estate ads, every place looks appealing.
The Ten Stupidest Diets Ever
Don’t you envy people who lived in the distant past, who ate whatever was available without thinking too much about it?
Oh, Ramone! The New Smart Speaker/Virtual Boy Toy That Knows What You Really Want
I’m launching a new smart speaker called Ramone, and he will be way better than any of his competitors. He’s so much more than a smart speaker. He is also the first virtual boy toy.
Yes, Plenty of Thin Guys Love Plus-Size Chicks
Lots and lots of plus-sized ladies and thin guys are madly in love with each, and vice-versa. Like beauty, love has no size.
When Your Vagina is a Lot Like A Tractor
A friend is beginning a relationship that has all the markings of True Love. She’s been celibate for an extended period of time (there are probably nuns with a more active sex life than she’s had in recent years) and she’s perimenopausal. Thus, she’s afraid that things might not work right down there, if you catch my drift.
Brrrrring on the Hibernation Sex
Baby, it’s cold outside. Or at least, it is where I am. Perhaps you are sitting poolside in southern Florida or another warm location as you read this; if so, up yours. The rest of us are cold and miserable and we do not like you.
Tooting While Dating: The Definitive Guide We All Secretly Need
Today, we must discuss one of the leading problems of our time: What to do about the fact that even though we all toot and we all know that we all toot, dating etiquette demands we take heroic measures to give the impression that we don’t? (Or poop, but that’s another column. I’ll get to it later. Hold it until then.)
Coupled Life vs. Single Life: Curvicality’s Highly, Highly Scientific Quiz Will Reveal Which is Right For You
Just look at how green that grass is! Yes, that grass over there, on the other side of the fence. Man, that is some green, green grass.